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It’s Always Sunny for A Scavanger Hunt

October 10th, 2008 | by Frank |

In preparation for my weekend trip to Philadelphia I’ve devised a scavenger hunt based on (IMHO) the funniest show currently on television-It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. 

the list, while not at all comprehensive or close to perfect represents the first of its kind I think since I haven’t found anything online already.  If I had the time to re-watch them all (I have the DVDs) I would have done a more detailed version-and perhaps I still will.  For now though, this is what I have.

Corrections/Additions welcome:

The “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” Scavenger Hunt

 

To complete you must do/go to each of the following

 

I. Opening Sequence Stuff

 

1.)    Benjamin Franklin Bridge

2.)    Penn’s Landing

3.)    Lincoln Financial Field

4.)    Swann Memorial Fountain

5.)    Boathouse Row

6.)    30^th Street Station

7.)    South Street

 

II.  Food and Drink

 

1.)    Visit Pat and Gino’s Steaks and use the ATM to pay off your Hos 

2.)    Take a Picture at the Hottest Gay Bar in Town

3.)    Go to a pub Called Paddy’s

4.)    A Bar with a Velvet Rope

5.)    Get Coffee at The Philadelphia Java Company-flirt with a waitress/waiter

6.)    Eat the new Breakfast Sandwich at McDonald’s-just like Donavan McNabb said too.

 

III. Local Philadelphia

 

1.)    Go to the “Welfare Store”

2.)    Visit a Free Clinic

3.)    Find a Planned Parenthood and try and pick up chicks

4.)    Visit Willow Grove Mall and sit in a wheelchair

5.)    Go to a Gym that smells like Feet

6.)    A crazy dancing dude-bonus if it is diaper time.

7.)    A billboard featuring a guy doing the thumbs up between two hot chicks

 

IV.  People of Philadelphia

 

1.)    Find a Bum dressed like a priest

2.)    Bang a Tranny…or at least find one.

3.)    Find a cop or a cop car in the old Philly style

4.)    Find a baby in a dumpster

5.)    Watch an Anti-Smoking protest.  Get America all over someone’s ass

6.)    Find anyonenamed McPoyle

7.)    A pimp named “Pepper Jack”

8.)    A poster advertising a Registered Sexual Offender

 

 

Activities

 

1.)    Dance like Charlie/Green Man

2.)    Go to a Strip Club-get sympathy for being crippled/a vet.

3.)    Play Dominoes at Temple

4.)    Buy some 40s off some homeless guy and go drink in Fairmont park (bonus points for almost getting murdered or raped).

5.)    Have a Drink with the underage cool kids at Lemon Hill

6.)    Find an Action Story going on down in Chinatown

7.)    Impress someone by taking your shirt off