are you kidding?!?

As this site is just getting started, there is no way that I have anything to sell yet. 

But if you keep coming back, and send emails that say like "OH I LOVE YOUR WEB SITE, I WOULD LOVE TO BUY SOME PARAPHE-, PARAFE-, SOME STUFF" and then give me an idea what you would like to buy, maybe (just maybe) I'll be able to sell it to you.  For lots and lots of money. 

Isn't that a great deal?